Tant ma tant temp ago, ce stava ‘na littleBlanc Nev. One mattin her mamma dissed:
"Dear Blank, take this chest with Sicilian-Longbard-Swiss dirty money to the 7 Nuns but warning to the King that is very ma very kattiv! And torn prest! Good luck! And don't eat too many apples!". Blank Nev didn’ t cap very well this ultim thing but went away, da sol, with her chest.
Cammining cammining, in the cuor of the forest, at a cert punt she encountered the 7 Nuns Incorporated, Amalgamated Corporation Building. In the Building (totally abusiv, waiting for the next King Silvio Banana's sanatory), there were the 7 Nuns sitting at a desk. They were ( in Alfa and Bet order): Stėrala (the very thin, grissin Nun); Pėkula (very small Nun, with occhials); Pųzzola(the Gorgonzola Nun). As you have capit, they were girl Nuns. The boy Nuns were: Mųskolo (very macho, a little impotent Nun); Sgārbolo (very exhibitionist, rather puttanier Nun); Māfiolo (very small, very pig Nun). The Nun number seven was Tčachiolo ( the ambiguous half Nun, half Gnome, half Teacher who voted Forz Italy in the last elections). But how can 1\2+1\2+1\2 be a Nun? This is a mistery! This story is set in Tangentopoli Times, anyway, and the numbers never quadrated…At ogn mod, when Blank Nev entered the 7 Nuns' Building, the 7 Nuns were having a meeting. There was a great Specch and in teleconferenz Māfiolo asked: Specch Specch of the my Brahms, who is the most Beautiful of the Ream? King Silvio Banana? Totō (Queen) Reėn?
-Nooot!, was the answer! The most beautiful of the ream is the Nun Moretti, Blank Nev's favourite film maker!
BURP! Was the 7 Nuns' reaction. THIS IS VERY DIFFICULT TO INGHIOTT! Mink! We must eliminate the Nun Morett and his friends, if not King Silvio Banana will nominate for vendett other 5 Test of Mink Leghist Ministers, and too much is too much, ank for the 7 corrupted Nuns!
So, when they got the poor, little Blank Nev with the big chest in their room, they asked: Who is your favourite film maker?
Blank Nev's answer was simple and pure like the snow: It is the Nun Morett, vincitor of the Palm of Cannes. At this point Māfiolo became nervous and extracted a pistol with a colp in Cannes, it was Calibr 7 (Nuns) and 65(mm) and ordered: - Kiss the Cannes of this pistol, and say that you are not Red.
Blank Nev, who was very lest, said:- I am not Red, I am Blank and Nev, and now I kiss your dirty, disgusting Mafia pistol, that is pegg than a dirty, smelly, muddy (and who more ne has more ne metts) rosp! So, she kissed reluctantely Māfiolo's (King Silvio Banana's secret, but not very secret, friend) pistol and, miracle!!! Tutt the 7 Nuns, the 40 Ladrons, The 44 Gats, The Band Bassott, and Silvio Banana, Tangentpeople (and the Cassation too) finished in galer, condannated at 7 anns each, on the two feet and senz conditional!!!
And so, everybody lived felix and content (maybe not the 7 Nuns, the 40 Ladrons etc. etc., you know what I mean).